Dream of May 11, 2000

Yeah, the last one was a bit over the top with the description and stuff. Screw doing all that. It probably sucked, though it sounded good in my head at 3am. I’m just gonna get to the point.

I was choosing my courses for my second year at my University in the guidance coucelling room when the advisor told me that I cannot continue into my program because i had not taken the right course in high school and so i had to go back and do those, but in order to even do those courses i needed to have done prerequisites from grade 5.  I had to go back to grade 5 from second year university. How do I shot face? Smh , that was bad.

So now I’m back in my elementary school, sitting in the front row of seats in a grade 5 math class. I recognized some faces including one of my black friends back in the day and some other guy but i forgot his face. Anyway, it was easy and boring as balls and i had to sit through this for the entire day. School started at 7am and ended at 4/5pm. Yeah, thats the lamez. So came recess, I was a loner in my grade 5 class and decided to go outside for some fun in winter. When I exited onto the school pavement, there was no one in sight. I headed toward the pony-spring-ride-thang and what do you know, I found a green square ipod nano right beside it. I was wondering if i should keep it or not but then Chris Crocker and his friends (Why Chris Crocker appeared in my dream was probably because I glanced at the youtube icon at the bottom of the youtube page earlier that evening in real life, smh) came  up to me and thanked me for finding his ipod for him. Btw, his friends all look exactly like him. He proceeded to tell me about a video he was making soon and that he wanted me to see it first. He took his ipod nano and then he bent it in two, like it had a hinge or something in the middle and then extended the nano until its burger-shaped. He shoved the burger-nano in my face and clamped it on and it was hard to see the video at all since the thing was right up in my eyes and stuff. He asked me how his video was and i was like :S. I wake up.

Dream of May 10, 2009

This dream was based around the general theme of the strategic, turn and panel based RPG, Fire Emblem. For those that don’t know about Fire Emblem, all you need to know that its fantasy/medieval-ish.

My dream takes place on the night of the invasion of a castle. My squad of militants were the ones assigned into raiding the smoldering castle, which was weakened from the last seige of assaults. I was the leader of that squad and was assigned the duty of erradicating the remaining soldiers in the castle. Our morale is high because it was clear that our troops were superior in both skill and numbers than what was remaining of the opposing troops that were left to defend the castle. My plan was the have two of my archers ambush two of the other heavily armed units because they have been thoroughly weakened from previous attacks. Victory was in plain site but my troops had second thoughts about annihalating the remaining soldiers. We were stationed outside of the room in which the remaining troops were hiding at. We saw them quiver with fear, some were crying, others were praying, some comforting their loved ones who were there. The children and women of the opposing force were hiding in a cellar behind the room in which the enemies were at. Seeing this, we realized that, they too were humans, just like us. They have feelings, loved ones, people they want to protect, a future for them and then suddenly contrite and guilt flickered our flames of resolve. One soldier pointed out, “I don’t think we should do this captain, we’ve already won this, can we not spare their lives and force them to evacuate peacefully?” . Another suggested that they be brought to a new land to start a new life there free of war. Although i had wished for both of those things, I knew that disobeying the orders of the State would be treasonous and unforgivable and there would be grim consequences for my troops and I.

After I have searched my soul deeply for the answer to what to do at the moment, i have come to the conclusion that I will spare my troops from staining their hands with the blood of the innocent, and decided that I come in and single handed eliminate everyone of the remaining opposition. I marched into the room in armoured clad and easily disarmed and murdered the sentries stationed at the front door. I swiftly stabbed and murdered the leader of the opposition and the remainder of the troops, blood soaking my gloves and blanketing my sleek blade, once glimmering with valour, but now tainted with the blood of the innocent. I continued to break the lamp hanging alit in the corner of the room, setting it on fire. I kicked down the door to the cellar and saw the despairing expressions on the faces of the children and women who hid there, but still i marched in, devoid of human emotion, but instead filled with an abysmal animosity and slaughtered every woman and child that hid there. I bathed in their blood as the fire reached the the tapestry in the cellar, burning it to the ground behind me. My head was hung over and I wept. I wept not only for the lives i took but with the tears of those who died at my hands, hot blooded tears. The tears came painfully, so vividly and so fiery. I wake up.

Dream of May 1, 2009

It was broadcasted on the radio that Jesus finally returns to save the world and to bring the end of the world. I was watching the broadcast on the TV and i saw people running out of their cars on the highway and off the bridge, and into the water. Apparently, Jesus “piloted” an underwater island that was shaped like a 2D dolphin and it was massive. The Mouth of the dolphin island can move and everything . It was so weird, but thats how people entered the island and how they would be “saved”.
I was telling my mom to hurry up and get dressed and drive there, because Jesus only comes here for three days before hes gone and it would be the end of all of us.
we couldn’t make it in time so then we waited for tommorow. People were still pouring out of the cities to run and swim to the underwater moving dolphin island.
this time i was able to be near a coast of the beach when the island came. The island had to idle there like a bus, while people were there underwater, holding their breath
waiting for the mouth of the dolphin island to open. but Jesus wasn’t there for some reason. I think it was a really long coffee break or something, but i couldn’t hold my breath any longer or wait for my family, so I left and hoped for a return tommorow. So next day, it was a super snow storm and i was travelling my way home form school and i realized that i had to get on the Jesus dolphin island
before he leaves. I immediately ran inside and then told my mom we had to get dressed and hurry before he leaves. my mom was like look at this broadcast
she shows me that the whole thing was a hoax and that it was all such a fake. I was thinking “how could they ever fake THAT?!”. but what my mom said all made sense to me
My hopes were crushed. and then when i woke up i cried a little. I think that i cried in my dream and that actually manifested itself into reality. Smh. I wake up.